Category Archives: Backstory

I got my first crappy job when I was thirteen. It wouldn’t be my last.

What it came down to was that I didn’t have money and my Dad did, so I took it.

Everyone dreams of becoming free.

I saw it the first time I went inside the new convenience store that opened up close to my house. A Ghosts ‘n Goblins arcade machine rose out from between the racks of potato chips and magazines.

Mo’ money may make mo’ problems, but everyone soon learns that no money sucks worse. I figured this out at the age of five while walking to kindergarten. There was a a sign for slush-puppies positioned outside of a convenience store … Continue reading →

All heroes have awesome origin stories.