Drawdown Part 5: Validation

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We’ve made it. Through careful analysis, data crunching, and charting, the SuperPlan has been validated.

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May 2014 Expenses

This money has an oweee.

“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and… hang on. Ouch! Ouch, I say! Stop that immediately!” - Benjamin Franklin

It’s that time of the month again. Let’s get to it.

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Drawdown Part 4 : Examples

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It’s time to take the results of our work in previous posts and run them through the meat grinder of time to see what sort of sausage comes out the other end. Will it be a tasty link of brat? Or will it more closely resemble the inedible slabs stuffed into McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches?
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Drawdown Part 3 : Strategy

funny thingie here.

need… more… benjamins…

There are only three things that are guaranteed in the life of a super early retiree: death, taxes, and second-guessing your personal approach to quitting your job and taking distributions.

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Drawdown, Part 2 : Simulation

Oh God.  We're going to use charts in this post.  FML.

Oh God, no. Please tell me we don’t have to use a lot of charts in this post.

Ahh, simulators. Every aspiring early-retiree has played around with online calculators that tell you whether or not you have enough money to retire. But only a couple of them are actually useful. Let’s explore some simulators and their relative value in predicting success or failure.

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Drawdown, Part 1 : The Basics

god my money is disappearing

Please don’t leave me, money. I can change, I promise!

It’s time to talk about accessing your stash in retirement.

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Better Versus Happier

HTC v Samsung

2008 HTC Android on the left, 2014 Samsung S5 on the right.

Pop Quiz #1 : Which phone would you rather have?

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April 2014 Expenses

If I just stick my hand down that disposal, maybe I can save some of it?

Let me just stick my hand down that running disposal to grab some cash before it disappears…

Another month, another expense report. This time it’s April. Yawn.

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Three Weeks Off Series, Part 3: Wrap-up

I'm back, baby.

I’m back, baby.

 

I’ve returned to the office after being off of work for three straight weeks.

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Take Vacation and Still Retire Early

mario gets all the babes

Mario knows how to vacation large.

I had a request from a reader to discuss taking vacations in the context of early retirement.

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